唷.....我家專門收取密報的鴿子回到家了....腳上還有紙條唷....上頭寫著...因慶祝阿孝..阿乖...等勇腳完成300K特地舉辦...控肉...炒米粉..貢丸湯...豬血湯..鋼管秀..慶功宴以感謝鄉親父老...淑霸..阿梅...雄踢...夫樓...勾威熊親達蝦.....苔尬案熊嚇....蕊吃操密份唷..濕目苔尬快來酸.....快來回家拿碗筷....拿花袋...要不然米粉都被裝光了(有米粉的情報是假的...別到處問真的有請吃炒米粉嗎)