有人看了Sarah Silverman糗Paris Hilton影片嗎?

當我在看影片的時候

眼光一直瞄到旁邊這個 wife_call

austin.lee wrote:
不是花生耶是另一個音...(恕刪)


「掉牙」那段聽不太懂耶! 是不是說Paris Hilton入獄後, 獄卒(guard)會把瓶瓶罐罐的東西換成penis形狀的, 然後希望Paris Hilton不會因為這些東西掉牙? 有任何典故嗎?

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聽懂了, 是bars, 不是bottles
莎朗石頭 wrote:
「掉牙」那段聽不太懂耶! 是不是說Paris Hilton入獄後, 獄卒(guard)會把瓶瓶罐罐的東西換成penis形狀的, 然後希望Paris Hilton不會因為這些東西掉牙? 有任何典故嗎?

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聽懂了, 是bars, 不是bottles


我的憋腳英聽告訴我

獄卒為了讓她過的更自在,會把那些鐵欄杆漆成 "周杰倫"(代名詞 = ="),
我只擔心她會在那些東西上弄斷她的牙 




我用我的濫英聽來幫大家小翻一下
剩的就靠聽的懂得大大幫忙了

今年狗仔似乎像雨後春筍般的繁盛,往好的方面看,狗仔們讓這些有名的 高級海洋食材(指 娘們) 更加的 有名
我想這是好事~

我想今晚的觀眾席中至少有三位有名的 高級海洋食材(指 娘們) 出席,歐~!
陶比馬奎爾~ 歐 抱歉~ (暗指他是GAY)

顯然的,我為琳瑟羅涵感到婉惜,
這位很好可愛的小女孩是怎麼了呢?(有遺漏,翻大概而已)

她需要計畫/老爸的主意,她需要某人在適當的時機告訴她
"她正扮演一隻小豬"(大意啦,應該是笑她像小笨豬)

幾天後 派瑞絲希爾頓 就要去坐牢了(全場歡呼,當事人尷尬臉,嘴裡出了聲 按~! )
哇哇~ 感謝各位~

法官聲明不會有特別的待遇(大意)
這太扯了~!(胡說八道~!)
她根本就有特殊待遇~!
事實上,我聽到獄卒為了讓她在監獄過的更自在,會把那些鐵欄杆漆成 "周杰倫"(代名詞 = ="),
我也覺得這是不對的(道具被推進來,全場鼓譟大笑)
我只擔心她會在那些東西上弄斷她的牙(全場驚呼..... 當事人結屎臉.....)

不管怎樣,...歐.. 甜心.....(全場鼓譟,傑克先生表情很特別歐.....)
哇~ 為何我會覺得下流呢?  ok......

這傢伙從今天起禁入八卦版,再犯,就請大家圍勦,謝謝~

smallricey wrote:


haha...thx......o why is Toby Maguire a vagina


呵呵, vagina = "普西"
就是暗指 Maguire 是同志的意思啦!

話說 Sarah Silverman 三年前不是在 Conan O'Brien 的節目上用了對亞裔不敬的用詞嗎?
Conan 都出來道歉了, Silverman 還一付有什麼大驚小怪的.
我是覺得都是搏取版面的噱頭啦.
她自己也常開自己的族群,猶太人,的玩笑.
stand-up comedian 不都是這樣嗎?
突然很想念O'Brien 跟 Letterman 的節目.
台灣都看不到.....


nikulu wrote:
呵呵, vagina = "普西"
就是暗指 Maguire 是同志的意思啦!



原來他也是 G男 ^^"
呵呵懂了~
這傢伙從今天起禁入八卦版,再犯,就請大家圍勦,謝謝~
nikulu wrote:
呵呵, vagina...(恕刪)


so is he....
No wonder i always think he is a fruit...
conclusion: spiderman is gay
八卦是這樣傳啦,
到底是不是沒人知道.
Silverman 開頭就說去年很多"普西"因為狗仔聲名大噪.
應該就是拿八卦來當笑點的起頭.
anyway...paris is in jail...hoooraaayyyy


she gotta bring akon with her...

Cops patrolin, and now they done stop me,
And i get locked up,
They won't let me out, they won't let me out,
oh im locked up...
They won't let me out no, they wont let me out,
my nigga im locked up...
They won't let me out, they won't let me out,
im locked up
They won't let me out no, they won't let me out
austin.lee wrote:
我的憋腳英聽告訴我獄...(恕刪)


這段影片真的太好笑了!我想這種酸人的程度應該在台灣的晚會或頒獎典禮是看不到的吧。我也用我憋腳英聽提供一下我聽到的英文版本。有錯請前輩指正。

Boy! It seems that the paparazzi has been like so aggressive this year.

You know what I mean.

But on the bright side, they’ve made so many famous vaginas even famouser.

And I think that’s great. Wow, I see at least 3 famous virginas here in the audience tonight.

Oh! Tobey Maguire! 4. Sorry.

I feel bad for Lindsay Lohan obviously. ???? (聽不清楚) to say, I know, what happen to the bored sweet freckle-faced little girl who only went to rehab once?

She needs structure. She needs a father figure. You know what I mean. She needs someone who will take the time to tell her that she is a rude little pig.

In a couple of days, Paris Hilton’s going to jail. Wow! Thank you.

The judge says that it’s gonna be a no-f??? (聽不清楚) thing. And that is ridiculous.

She’s totally gonna get special treatment. As a matter of fact, I heard that to make her feel like more comfortable in prison. The guards are gonna paint the bars to look like penises.

Is that…? I think it’s wrong too. I’m just worried that she’s gonna break her teeth on those things.

Anyway,… Oh, sweet! Wow! Why do I feel dirty. OK,…
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