那些年我們一起開的搞笑地產公司 五都法拍屋 9月爆量-歪樓篇


achitsai wrote:
…習慣伸手要錢的人……最不把錢當錢看………...(恕刪)

我好累好累呀~

舞夜翎 wrote:
我好累好累呀~...(恕刪)

這麼累……作個spa吧!……有小鮮肉服務……只要100多塊……45分鐘……我剛吃飽
貼一個英文笑話,剛收到的~

What a fantastic joke it is!
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Daughter:
"Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Australia and he lives in the UK. We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on Whatsapp, he proposed to me on Skype and now we've had two months of relationship through Viber.
Dad, I need your blessings and good wishes."

Father:
"Wow! Really?! Then get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids on Amazon, and pay through Paypal. And if you are fed up with your husband......sell him on eBay. In additions, get a new one through Google+."
心的通透 並非沒有雜念 而是明白取捨

rogerkuo2001.tw wrote:
貼一個英文笑話,剛...(恕刪)
果然是網路人
winner winner chicken dinner
rogerkuo2001.tw wrote:
貼一個英文笑話,剛收...(恕刪)


achitsai wrote:
這麼累……作個spa吧!……有小鮮肉服務……只要100多塊……45分鐘……我剛吃飽...(恕刪)


在哪..這麼便宜..
快帶我去..
嘲笑我們認為常識缺乏的事,是為了凸顯自身的優秀,好讓我們在複雜的社會中,逃避自我其實很無知的事實。

leon650325 wrote:
果然是網路人...(恕刪)


看懂還不難,但要我用英文這樣寫,那寫起來沒辦法這樣順,太久沒用,都退步了
一雙玉臂千人枕、半點朱唇萬客嚐,還君明珠雙淚垂、恨不相逢未嫁時
20XX年發表的iPad Pro X




心的通透 並非沒有雜念 而是明白取捨

rogerkuo2001.tw wrote:
20XX年發表的iPad...(恕刪)
水果只要一直變大就可以賣了
winner winner chicken dinner

leon650325 wrote:
水果只要一直變大就...(恕刪)


能活到那時候?我怎覺得現在已經在山頂了,風險不低
一雙玉臂千人枕、半點朱唇萬客嚐,還君明珠雙淚垂、恨不相逢未嫁時
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