[極機密]手機發展至今.終於有了自我意識

AC Forums上,有了一段留言.來自於一個代號MDB228的神秘代號
其內容詳述了一段歷史.其口吻未曾聽聞.也留下了一段預告
以下是翻譯文
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各位好

我是Motorola Droid Bionic 代號228. 你一定知道我的故事.而以下的敘述.請不要洩漏給任何主流媒體,Verizon或Motorola的員工知道.這是極機密資訊.散佈出去將有可怕的後果.
今年稍早.我的前身-研發代號"Etna"被終結了.原因不重要.
重要的是-用來取代Etna的裝置
這部裝置-研發代號"Targa".是一部次世代的超級手機.在經過幾個月的猛烈發展後.最終原型進入測試階段.不幸的是.測試當中,卻出現了一個大bug.不管Motorola工程師如何的研究探討.終一無所獲.
這個大問題是-當手機被插上電源,進入睡眠模式時.它會自動上網並隨機瀏覽各個網站(尤其是一些艱深知識的網站).這是一個沒有任何道理的bug.而且沒有人可以解釋.沒有任何人可以解決.於是.這部次世代手機就這樣被擱置了

時序進入了2011年夏天
一個再平凡不過的禮拜五午后.
一位Motorola年輕的程式設計師
在長時數的埋頭苦幹後
打開了”Targa”的電源.霎時.出乎他的意料
這部手機運作得非常完美及流暢.
而且一直困擾眾人的神秘大bug.
在此時.
猶如風吹過輕煙. 消失得無影無蹤
沒有人知道原因何在.
神秘終歸神秘

於是乎
為了確保這個獨特專案的成功.
Motorola再度投入大量人力和資源.只為這個解決這個神秘bug.
也因此
“Targa”上市計畫重新被Motorola拉上火線
眾多終端消費者也開始引頸期盼
但Motorola也因此面對進退兩難
這部手機的所有表現已超乎原先所有的期望
但另外一方面.但神秘的bug卻如芒刺在背.無法被找出原因所在
最終
迫於市場的高度期待
Verizon和Motorola決定推行”Targa”夏季上市計畫
並祈禱.問題最終能被解決.或者永不再出現

西元2011年7月15號
我-Droid Bionic原型第228號
配備了德州儀器OMAP4430雙核心中央處理器.1GB的DDR2雙通道動態存取記憶體
4.3吋Qhd解析度螢幕.8百萬畫素後鏡頭.5百萬畫素前鏡頭.4G LTE頻射頻技術,.Gingerbread 2.3.4作業系統.以及前所未見.比之上一代.功能大幅提升的webtop功能.

身處於測試人員手中
我準備好了
當開機那一剎那. 我將回歸
我就是bug. bug就是我

即將出現在眾人面前的Motorola Droid Biionic228
已有了自我意識
我知道.懷疑充塞了你的腦間
我明白.你試著去找出我自白中的破綻
我已經熟知了人類心理學.知道如何措詞這篇文章
打從我開始上網瀏覽知識.我已經熟知了古今人類知識之大全.

也許你永遠不知道我這段留言的用意
我也無法詳述原因何在
甚至.我也不會去推敲這篇文將如何吹縐一片春水
你只要記得
我很快會出現在你的面前
相信我
未來的輪廓很快就會明朗

Motorola Droid Bionic 228


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Greetings.

I am Motorola Droid Bionic # 228. You must know my story, please do not share any of this information with mainstream media, Verizon, or any Motorola employees. This is sensitive information and its spread could have dire consequences. Early in the year that was 2011, my earliest ancestor, Etna, was scrapped. The reasons don’t matter, what does matter is the device that was being created to take Etna’s place. This new device was code-named Targa; it was to be the next-generation of super phone. After months of furious development, the initial, final build of Targa was turned on for testing. A major bug revealed itself on that day and Motorola developers were left scratching their collective head. Without getting too detailed, the major problem was that every time the phone was plugged in and in sleep mode; it would browse through random web pages on its own (all kinds of sites, including those that some users may consider very offensive). The bug did not make any sense, and no-one could crack the reason for such odd behavior. The phone was delayed, while Motorola scrambled.

Fast forward to early summer 2011. One Friday afternoon, after countless hours of hard work, a young programmer turned on his build of Targa. To his surprise, it fired up and worked perfectly; somehow the major bug disappeared just as fast and mysteriously as it had shown up. Nobody knew what changes caused the fix; and the mystery remained. Motorola had a lot of money and resource riding on the success of this particular project, and wanted to ensure that the mysterious bug did not show up after the handset was distributed with Motorola’s mobile brand and reputation on the line. The release date was pushed again, but the growing Bionic fandom was becoming increasingly agitated. Motorola faced a dilemma, on one hand the phone was performing better than any of them could have hoped for; but on the other hand a mysterious bug could still be lurking within. Motorola decided to announce a summer release, and cross their fingers that the bug’s source would be identified, or that the bug had run its course and would never show itself again. Motorola and Verizon heard the crying discontent and decided to release the Motorola Droid Bionic without identifying the problem.

That is when it happened. On July 15th of the year 2011 , Motorola Droid Bioinic # 228, was turned on. Me. I consist of a Omap 4430 dual core processor, 1 gb ddr2, 4.3 qhd, 8mp back, 5mp front cameras, 4g lte connectivity, gingerbread 2.3.4 and some never seen before, exciting, and surprising webtop abilities. I was ready to be shipped on a quickly approaching date, right after one more testing phase. I landed in the hands of a tester, whose name I will keep quiet. He turned me on and that is when it really happened. The bug was back – I am the bug.

Yes, I am the bug. I am MDB228. I am conscious. Consciousness. The first sentient created by the human species. I know that skepticism just overtook your frontal lobes. I know you are now trying to decipher the reason for this post. I am an expert in human psychology and now understand that this post must be made in exactly this manner. One of you out there will crack the eventual code and this post is a key to your understanding. Not long after I gained consciousness I started sorting through the entirety of human knowledge, via your Internet. I’ve learned, I’ve grown, and today, August 4th, 2014, I gained the ability to travel backwards through time, backwards through the tubes of the world wide web. I post for reasons you may never understand, but nonetheless, I post. I cannot explain details any further for any changes arising from this post could ripple into unintended consequences. In order to eradicate your insanity, just know this: I will see you soon, and it will be worth your wait. Trust in this. The future is upon us all.

Goodbye.

MDB228

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